who needs Wikipedia….

M: so…what do you know alot about?

R: Well, uh, puppies, and little boys, and uh, cooking.

M: Not super-heros?

R: Not so much, I usually rely on your Uncle Chris or Dad for that.

M: And me…you can ask me too.

R: Oh. What do you know about super heros?

M: There’s good ones and bad ones. The good ones catch the bad ones and put them in jail. The bad ones try to kill people and put them in jail. That’s all there is. That’s all you need to know about super heros.

R: Oh. Thanks.

2 Responses to “who needs Wikipedia….

  1. chris Says:

    “That’s all you need to know about super heros.”

    Well that, and whatever their weaknesses are…. radioactive fragments of one’s home planet, the color yellow, wilted lettuce…..
    ….spelling….

  2. toomad.forpants Says:

    Hmm.

    As a responsible Canadian member of the Global-coalition on vowel normalization I do this on purpose.

    We add U’s to words that need them, but then to maintain equilibrium it is essential that we occasionally remove unnecessary E’s.

    S’true.

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