Courtesy of McKay, after seeing Episode V.

The guys in white armour are storm jupiters.

The storm jupiters all work for Dark Vader.

The Jedi weapon is a life saver.

A tooth brush is like a life saver for your teeth, in which case it is called a tooth saver. It still makes nnnngeeew-nnnngeeew noises as it moves around your mouth.

The captain of the Millennium Falcon is Hansolo, one name (like Prince).

Luke’s first teacher was Obi Won.

The best Jedi in the galaxy is known as that green guy with the ears.

As emergency field first aid goes, being stuck into the corpse of an arctic, bipedal beast of burden is disgusting.

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Some conversation snippets:

L: Don’t you sass your mama. I bet Jedis don’t sass their mamas. I’ll smack yo’ Jedi butt (ed: I think Raine was channelling her Inner Southern Trash, here).

M: (makes pshaw face) Jedis don’t even HAVE butts, ’cause they’re not even REAL.

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D: Did you hear that, McKay? Darth Vader just said he was Luke’s dad.

M: (pause) That’s not nice.

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